Do I always look this bad??

OK, so my eyes are still messed up.....wah!

I woke up this morning and they were almost swollen shut! I had a dentist appointment so I was going into work a little late. I couldn't wear eye shadow - my lids were too puffed to even think about it, not to mention ITCHY! I did apply a little mascara cause I felt almost naked leaving the house without eye attire!

After settling into the dentist chair and knowing she was going to be staring me in the face cleaning the choppers I told her about my eyes. I thought I was doing her a favor so that my puffed peepers wouldn't alarm her. "Oh" she says, looking me in the eyes, "I couldn't really tell, hmm, I guess the right one is a little red". WTHecks? A little red?? Jeeze, they are practically swollen shut, the lids are BLOOD RED and should be twitching they are so itchy! Can't she see that? What is she, BLIND?! Harrumph.

I got to work about and hour and a half late and proceeded to tell my sad, sad tale; Yes, avert your eyes, I am the swollen-eyed, itchy-lid woman, look away - look away. Just like the girl at the dentist they look at my face, even squinting to get a reeeeally good look. "Hmm" they say, "yeah, I can see a little puffiness". WTHecks, again! Is everyone around here blind or something? I AM HIDEOUS! Then suddenly it hits me. Holy Crap, according to everyone I must look like this every day!!

Obviously I've overreacted! Even with swollen and itchy eyes I am still the stunning Red Headed Goddess that I am every other day of the week. I am a strong and invincible woman who even though she is going through obvious pain and discomfort is able to pull it all off with out even showing any sign of weakness. Ahh, it's good to be me!

Greetings...

I'm feeling a little under the weather tonight. I wore brand new eye shadow today - just opened the case, but it is a brand I've used before. On my way home my eye lids were feeling a little itchy. Oh yeah, buy the time I was able to get all the way home and wash my face it looked like I had gone too many rounds in the boxing ring and my trainer forgot to throw in the towel! I have fat, swolen, red, itchy eyelids. I'M SOOO PRETTY!

I also got an email tonight from the guy I met for dinner for the first time Friday saying he didn't think I was the right fit for him, but we could still talk and be friends. This guy has been married and divorced THREE TIMES and I'm not right for him - holy crap, just how wrong am I??

The Friday date was after the Thursday date that ended soooo badly I was afraid I wouldn't make it out with my skin attached to my skelleton! That guy was so creepy and said the utmost inappropriate things I though my jaw would drop through the floor and I would turn to stone just from hearing the words he uttered! Eeeewwwwwwww!

The eye thing is kinda like the icing on the cake - a really nasty, unpalatable, unbelieveably bad, bad, cake. That's been my week...ok, the end of last week and begining of this week - my extendo-week, so far. I am so glad I have Friday off.

On the upside - the market closed up over +900, I have the best boys this side of anywhere, I'm healthy and because neither of those dates turned out well I gues that means my Mr. Right is still waiting for me to catch..oops, I mean MEET him!

Tomorrow, tomorrow..I'll see ya, tomorrow...it's only a day awwwwaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!